Boats Are Like Strippers Shirt – Funny Boat Owner Money Joke Tee
Owning a boat is fun—until the bills start piling up. This Boats Are Like Strippers shirt features a bold, sarcastic money joke every boat owner understands: “They work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them.”
A funny boat owner shirt for captains, sailors, yacht owners, fishermen, lake lovers, and anyone who knows that owning a boat can feel like maintaining a floating money pit. Perfect for marina days, lake weekends, fishing trips, boating parties, or relaxing by the water with a cold beer.
Makes a hilarious boating gift for dads, husbands, grandpas, boyfriends, boat captains, and friends who spend more money on their boat than they planned.
Perfect for:
• Funny gifts for boat owners
• Lake and marina weekends
• Captains, sailors, and yacht owners
• Father’s Day, birthdays, and Christmas
• Boating, fishing, and beer lovers
More details
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: INKAURAL WEEKEND CO.
- Email: contact@support.inkaural.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Boats Are Like Strippers Shirt – Funny Boat Owner Money Joke Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|
